If you recall, a couple of days ago (see here, in the last-ish paragraph) I might or might not have said some things about you. I'm going to use this as an opportunity to make ammends, because I sure as hell do not want you on my back (in between all the, you know, world saving and stuff). See, my mum read that post - and she's a big fan - and she took offence for you. I don't distinctly recall saying anything remotely offensive, but alas, my mother is somewhat easily affected.
So I'm sorry I called you out on "BEING FUCKING HARDCORE". I understand now that swearing at you will probably only achieve angering you. I'd like to assure you that I meant it in a completely innocent (well, as innocent as that gets), friendly, admiring way. I may have said that I hate the show, but it's nothing personal. You are Jack freaking Bauer. You save the world. Keep on it, homeboy. That's a good career path to be the best in. The president trusts you, bro. I can't say that about myself, if we're keeping it between you and I.
Anyway, I'm glad we cleared this up, Jack. Keep on doing your thing. Saving the world, taking orders from the president, stopping terrorism and all that. It's pretty heroic and admirable and all. I'll stay out of your way.
Sincerely,
Sara
(I suppose ending with x's and o's would be a touch presumptuous?)
Anyway, I'm just sitting here, being me, and it's all good. I would also like to share with you a little text exchange that occured on the bus (in a complete joking fashion, I assure you) (Well, on his part, at least):
Me: If this text works, I have your number right. Also, make me a sandwich.
Mikey: Make me a beer and a sandwich while I do your best friend and watch the World Cup
Me: Sure, you sexist douche. Can the sandwich be a knuckle one? While I'm at it, should I grab one for your boyfriend?
Because that's the life I lead. Anyway, moving on:
I'd like to issue an official, Sara-authorised apology to everyone who has come/will come in contact with me this week. I've been on a bit of a bitch streak. I've been experiencing a few emotional "ups and downs" this week and I may be hazardous to touch, provoke or even come into the eye-line of. One minute I could be all civil and the nex
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC, EASILY OFFENDED WEIRDOS.
I jest. But that's a pretty accurate example. Be careful.
RANDOM PICTURES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT BUMPER EDITION:
(I love that show passionately) 
(OH MY GOD GLEE ON THURSDAY) (OKAY THAT'S ALL)
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