Short, sweet, cooler than you.
- Twitter - BECAUSE IT'S OHMYGOD MY ADDICTION I HATE YOU. However, on the bright side, I am unable to be obsessed with Facebook at the same time. That's right Australia, my status hasn't been changed since Thursday. Clap for me.
- The IT Crowd - I cannot watch a show that used the phrases "Don't take this the wrong way, but is it possible he thought you were a man?" and "It is a little immoral to be a cannibal" without bursting out in laughter, and if you can, you have serious issues and should consult a doctor.
- Jacksfilms - purely because of that last "Sex Tips with Justin Beiber" entry. "Don't blink, because then she'll get pregnant." I think I have serious time management issues, considering that was what I was watching instead of doing work.
- GoFugYourself.com - because these are the people I want to be when I grow up. I want to be that hilarious. Well, I already am, but I need it in this very form. Loved by this many people.
- Videos of kids reenacting MTV shows - if you have not already googled "Kids reenact The Hills" or "Kids reenact Jersey Shore", best do it now because those things are the ultimate laugh your head off videos. While we're talking various hilarious videos...
- Any hilarious video related to Lost. Whether it's cats reenacting series 1-6 of Lost, or the hilarious Party In The USA video with Hurley, it's basically my go-to thing of the moment.
- Glee - I know, I know, the plausability and continuity of the plot is absolutely ridiculous, but come one. It's just feelgood televesion. Like Modern Family.
- Crappy reality television. Yes, Masterchef, The Amazing Race, Survivor, The Bachelor...I'm told I have highly sophisticated tastes in television.
- Pasta - it's my current comfort food, thanks to the crappy Aus-wide weather. Also acceptable is anything made in a slow cooker, beer battered chips with aoli (I went to heaven, a little bit), gourmet pizza (but that is a bit cheesy) (don't shoot me), hot chocolate with marshmallows, bed socks and more. I don't eat the bed socks, but they're comforting.
I'm going to go now, before I get killed. Wish me luck, not dying tomorrow.
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