Can sound energy be used to power electrical devices?

Isn't that the question on everyones' minds? I don't even know the answer, but I pretended to. My trickery is clever. But on to the really important stuff:



Remember how ages and ages ago, sexy had some really severe family traumas and had a breakdown, disappearing from our radars? I mean, Justin Timberlake brought it back for a while there, but when people started ignoring sexy, it felt excluded, and fell back into obscurity. Well guess what?



SEXY'S BACK (you guys better believe it)!



And it's all me - I lured sexy out of its cave with snacks, drugged it, cleaned it up a bit for public exhibition and it's sitting right here. See, right now, to say "I'm bringing sexy back" about myself would be hilariously accurate.



Picture this: black leather shoes with odd shoelaces, moving up to navy blue knee high socks; a dash of bare leg; a shapeless, itchy skirt and an even sexier crumpled, shapeless shirt that is way too small for me (stop drooling, it's not a good look. Your mother would be ashamed); a bare neck (whoaaaa, hold your horses, boys); a ridiculously awful ponytail in a glorious dyed hue, that if taken out of said ponytail could possibly be misconstrued as sexy.....



Phwoar, that was just too much for you guys, wasn't it? Baby steps? Alright, next time I'll start small before overwhelming you with zingers like those.



Anyway, it's the first day of school for the second term and there is nothing else on my mind apart from how much I hate people, blazers, my school uniform and waking up early when it's not on my own terms.



Wish me luck.


Because next time you pose for a photo, this is how to make sexy quiver in its boots.